if you like me you must not know who I am
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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