Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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