hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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