So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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