But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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