the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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