I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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