We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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