I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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