just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
