All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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