After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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