He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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