her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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