Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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