There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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