I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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