The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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