Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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