And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
