nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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