she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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