i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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