I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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