Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
