There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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