Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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