No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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