I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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