I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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