If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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