dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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