anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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