You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
