About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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