I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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