you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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