i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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