now i know why i became what i already was.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
