but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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