A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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