i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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