next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize