it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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