my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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