Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what day is it and did you see me today?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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