what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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