No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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