Having a random hookup so left but love u
I can text with my tongue
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Randomize
