Say something about gay babies.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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